News from Alaska is coming in about Sarah's iron fisted reign to control spending, curtail global warming and corral those pesky state troopers. My friends, my running mate was looking out for all Alaskans when she and Todd tried to can that bozo. Alaskitonians didn't need some hothead out on the beat with an ax to grind with the governor. Kind of a chunk, anyway. Don't we need some sort of weight limit before we hire these guys? Can't stop a caribou poacher if you can't run more than 20 feet past your patrol car anyway, fatass.
Well, it's almost lights out here in the McCruiser, so tuck in and sleep well knowing that I'm here, fighting for America.
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Fight the good fight!
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